Best Lines of Y&R Thursday 1/15/09--Canada; Friday 1/16/09--USA
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Joe Jr.: Oh, well, looky who decided to grace us with her presence, Lady Catrooke.
Kay: Uh, I'm glad to be back.
Joe Jr.: Well, what-- what do you think, this is some kind of vacation villa, you can just check in and out any time you please?
Pearl: Nobody'd ever mistake this place for no vacation villa.
Murphy: Come on, Joe Jr. She was sick.
Joe Jr.: I warned you the last time you pulled this I'd fire you if you did it again.
Kay: Well, I deeply regret that I have inconvenienced you in any way, but if I could have been here, I... would have been here.
Joe Jr.: Could-a, would-a, should-a. Who cares, okay? I-I still was short a waitress, damn it. I got a business to run here.
Kay: Well, I-I-I understand that, Joe. I understand that.
Joe Jr.: Good, then you'll also understand why I need you to turn in your waitress uniform. I'm canning you, Marge. You're fired.
Kay: Now you listen to me, young man. Pearl and I are the best two waitresses you have ever had, and don't you ever forget it.
Joe Jr.: Oh, is that true?
Kay: Uh-huh, and you get rid of me, you're gonna be working night and day trying to take up the slack.
Joe Jr.: Well, you don't think I can find another waitress?
Kay: Oh, Pearl told me you tried two of them. They couldn't keep up. Besides, who's gonna remember that, uh, Jake over there has to have medication after he eats, and Bob--he's trying to kick the caffeine habit, and when he doesn't want decaf, I give it to him anyway, and little Dave over there with his mother-- you give that kid an extra dollop of whipped cream, and my God, you are rewarded with a smile that'll warm your heart for the rest of your life.
Joe Jr.: Yeah, but if I can't depend on you--
Kay: I know my behavior has been erratic. Yes, I understand that, but that doesn't mean that I don't care for this job or you or the best darn bunch of customers a waitress ever had. Face it. I'm irreplaceable.
Joe Jr.: Boy, y-you-- you sure like to hear yourself talk. You know that? I just-- pipe down, and just get back to work.
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