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Woman: Hi, I'm calling from city lockup. Uh, your wife needs to see you.
Jeff: Can't right now. But tell my little poopsie I'm mad about her.
Gloria: What? What'd he say?
Woman: Uh, he's busy, and, uh, he's mad about you, "Poopsie."
Gloria: Damn him.
Woman: Look, uh, sorry you married a jerk, but a deal's a deal.
Gloria: Don't worry about it. Cleaning toilets is the least of my problems.
Jeff: You're looking especially lovely this morning.
Gloria: Bite me.
Jeff: Oh, I wish I could. Pity they don't have conjugal visits in here. We could play, um, lonely housewife meets traveling salesman.
Gloria: Whatever you're selling, I'm not interested.
Jeff: Well, try this fantasy on for size. I'm walking down the street, minding my own business when I pass a bookstore. Guess who I see inside -- Katherine Chancellor, or at least somebody who could be her twin sister.
Jeff: Yeah, really. Must have been the woman I saw in here, the one you claimed didn't really look like Katherine.
Gloria: What was she doing in the bookstore?
Jeff: Buying Katherine's book.
Gloria: She talk to anybody?
Jeff: Yeah. Yeah, the guy she was with-- medium height, gray hair, balding on top.
Gloria: Murphy. He came to see her.
Jeff: He the one that bailed her out?
Gloria: I don't know. I thought she'd be stuck in here with me. I had no idea he'd be able to get the bail money.
Jeff: Oh, my God. That's why you sabotaged your arraignment. So you could stay in here with that woman.
Gloria: It's not funny.
Jeff: But she got out, didn't she? I know about Katherine's doppelganger. What I can't figure out is what you two are up to.
Gloria: Why should I tell you?
Jeff: Because we're better together than we are apart.
Gloria: Yeah, well, that was before you ratted me out to the cops.
Jeff: Oh, sugarplum, don't hold a grudge.
Gloria: Come on! That's easy for you to say. You haven't been cleaning toilets all day.
Jeff: Look, whatever you and this imposter are cooking up, you need me.
Gloria: What if she's not an imposter?
Jeff: What are you talking about?
Gloria: I don't know how, but I think it really is Katherine, and if that's the case, you and I -- we are screwed.
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