Best Lines of Y&R Monday 5/19/08--Canada; Tuesday 5/20/08--USA
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Chloe: And could you please smile more quietly? Because I have little people bungee jumping around in my head.
Chloe: Just please tell me that I was not dancing on the table or that any clothes were shed, because I do not remember a thing.
Chloe: You know, I don't understand. Why is everyone in this town so uptight?
Cane: I'm not from this town.
Chloe: Well, whatever. Living here has clearly affected your easily shocked meter, because everyone in L.A. and New York makes out with everyone. Friends' boyfriends, friends' girlfriends, friends, period.
Cane: Darling, I don't shock easily. So next time you wanna go bi... coastal, all right? You feel free to indulge, just remember one thing. You will show Lily and me some respect.
Alistair: I wasn't privy to that either.
Jill: Well, what the hell are you privy to beside the privy in your hotel room?
Gloria: Why don't you try the desk drawer?
Jeff: Oh, yeah, right. Just like everything else in your life, a federal disaster area.
Gloria: You know, when I get rid of you, I'll be rid of the biggest disaster of all.
Jeff: Yeah, and I get the money. I win. And don't think my leaving town lets you off the hook. My lawyer will finalize the settlement after I'm gone.
Gloria: Gone? Back to Korea and your little kimchee?
Jeff: Kyon. You bet, baby.
Gloria: Yeah, well, maybe she'll keep you provided with endless hours of stimulation.
Jeff: Kyon is ten times the woman you are. She knows I'm great in bed.
Gloria: Aha. A woman of low expectations.
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