Best Y&R Lines Friday 9/14/07

Best Lines of Y&R Friday 9/14/07--Canada; Monday 9/17/07--USA


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Karen: That's no good. It's a Jewish holiday. Yom Kippur.

Neil: Um, let me see what I can do to shuffle my schedule.

Karen: All right. Um, and are we still on for tonight?

Neil: Oh, um, tonight. A little change of plans. My daughter's friend is throwing Lily a divorce party at Indigo and I gotta be there for moral support.

Karen: Of course, you do. We'll just--you know what? We'll do it a different night.

Neil: Yeah, cool, um, but maybe you'd like to join me?

Karen: You know, actually, I went to a friend's divorce party once. She rented a stripper pole, talked trash about her ex, burned him in effigy, and then played pin-the-tail-on-the-jackass. One guess who the jackass was.

Paul: The loser gives the winner a massage.

Maggie: Who's the winner, who's the loser? No, no, no, we'd have to up the stakes considerably.

Paul: That's a good point. All right, you have something in mind?

Maggie: How about... if I win, you do my bidding for the day?

Paul: Okay, fine, what about if I win?

Maggie: That won't happen.

Paul: So, let's say I do, if I win, then you can by my... you know, uh, servant for 24 hours. How's that? Good?

Maggie: Yeah? I hope you like it as much when, uh, you're fixing my broken toilet.

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