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[Gloria, all dolled-up for William’s memorial service, approaches Jack… ]
Jack: Gloria. I didn't realize it was mustang ranch night.
Gloria: Actually, it's couture from Belgium. Six of them in the whole wide world, one of them owned by a queen.
Jack: As in, drag queen?
Gloria: As in, my husband loved me so much he made me a very wealthy woman.
Jack: What is it they say? "A pig in a dress is still a pig"?
Gloria: You know, I guess they didn't tell you, Jack, but I've reserved the entire club for William's wake.
Jack: No kidding. Your whole fan club will be here? Wait, is there more than just your slimy progeny?
Gloria: You bet. There's a whole list of very important people, but unfortunately, you're not on that list, Jack, so it's time for you to vacate the premises.
Jack: Oh, I'll leave when I'm good and ready. You just tend to your business, which I guess is putting on this garish display of your alleged love for yet another wealthy man you conned into marrying you for a nanosecond. I'll tend to my affairs.
[Amber seeks employment by Neil… ]
Amber: I won't take much of your time, Mr. Winters.
Amber: I'm sure you're aware of certain developments that have left me in a financial predicament.
Neil: You, Daniel and Kevin stole over $700,000. That's a lot of money.
Amber: No, we did not steal it.
Neil: Right, you found it. On a dead man. Unless, of course, you found it on a live man and you turned him into a dead man.
Amber: No, no, okay, I wouldn't-- I admit that I am in some trouble. And I need a second job, so I was hoping that maybe you would let me come and sing at your club.
Amber: Well, remember when I filled in before? Everyone loved it.
Neil: You could be Billie holiday and Beyoncé rolled into one and I still wouldn't hire you. You're bad for my business and you're bad for my family.
Amber: It was a reach, I know.
Neil: It was a hail Mary.
[Paul notices Maggie’s unusual attire…]
Maggie: You know what just occurred to me?
Maggie: The, uh... second DNA test? The culprit might be right here.
Paul: I'll have to keep my eyes open for anything unusual.
Paul: Like you in a dress.
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