Best Lines of Y&R Wednesday 7/25/07--Canada; Thursday 7/26/07--USA

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[Amber boo-hoo’s her way to Kevin’s apartment after Cane discovers she’s a con artist …]

Amber: So Cane hates me now.

Kevin: Well, at least he didn't try and serve you at a weenie roast.

Amber: Did you ever hear that saying, "It's better to have loved and lost" yadda yadda yadda?

Kevin: Yeah, yeah, it's total bull because the lost part makes it suck so much that it's not true.

Amber: I feel you. You know, one Christmas when I was a kid, I must've been, like, about 8. This church--they came by with a Christmas basket and... I got a brand-new Barbie. And she had a pink hoodie and she had a little silver heart right here. And, um, I played with her every single day. And I promised myself that I was gonna be just like her.

Kevin: Except you'd be anatomically correct, right?

Amber: Of course. And I'd be pretty and perfect, and one day I was gonna give my heart to Ken. And we'd live in a big mansion and have 2.4 kids and... I'd never have to look inside a single-wide again in my life.

Kevin: So did you ever meet Ken?

Amber: I met a lot of "Ken I get in your pants?" Until Cane. 

[Cane and Phyllis teach their sorrows how to swim at the same bar …]

Cane: Thanks, Man. It's Aussie orange juice.

Phyllis: Right. It's more reliable than most people.

Cane: Oh, you can say that again.

Phyllis: It's more reliable than most people.

Cane: I'm Cane Ashby.

Phyllis: Phyllis-- Phyllis--

Cane: Newman. Your rep precedes you.

Phyllis: Oh. Well, I hope you don't mind drinking with a convict-in-training.

Cane: Oh, I think I can handle it. I'm Australian. It's in our blood.