Best Lines of Y&R Tuesday 7/24/07--Canada; Wednesday 7/25/07--USA

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[Kevin discusses Jana’s condition with Paul and Michael…]

Paul: As much as you don't trust Jana, she can't fake a brain tumor.

Michael: Not so well that it would show up on tests.

Kevin: Yeah, but she can fake symptoms.

Paul: Well, depending on how long she's had it, her personality could very definitely be affected, causing her to act--

Kevin: Crazy? Look, I don't doubt for a second that she's a lunatic. But I can guarantee that it has nothing to do with any brain tumor.

Paul: How do you know?

Kevin: Because when I spoke to her on the webcam, she was sharp as ever. It wasn't till after she got back, got caught, that suddenly she went all "Girl, interrupted."

[Victoria and Brad hash out their divorce and what to do with Abby …]

Brad: Mm-hmm. You know, we can handle everything that goes with the divorce-- all the, uh, emotions. It's Abby I'm worried about.

Victoria: You know, I wanna spend as much time with her as I can. I'd like to make it as normal as possible for her.

Brad: Well, maybe we could get together soon. I don't know, take her for a banana split.

Victoria: Yeah. Yeah, that's a good idea. I never could understand how someone so small could eat one of those things.

Brad: (Laughs)

Victoria: (Laughs)

Brad: Yeah, me either. I mean, if I ate like that, I'd lose my girlish figure.

[Brad phones Logan to invite her out…]

Logan: Hello?

Brad: Hey, it's Brad... Carlton.

Logan: Oh, right. Hi, Brad Carlton.

Brad: What, did you forget me already?

Logan: (Laughs) after a foot rub like that, how could I forget? What's up? I just got out of my job interview.

Brad: Well, that's funny. I, uh... just got out of my marriage. How'd you like to meet me for a drink?  

[Kevin is brought to the psychiatric ward to visit Jana…]

Jana: I knew you'd come. I missed you.

Kevin: I didn't miss you. I'm here for information. That's it. I don't care about you.

Jana: You won't admit it now, but you do, deep down.

Kevin: No. Not even if I dug to China.