Best Y&R Lines Monday 6/4/07

Best Lines of Y&R Monday 6/4/07--Canada; Tuesday 6/5/07--USA


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[Nikki’s campaign manager encourages her to practice her acceptance speech…]

David: Ladies and Gentlemen, I give to you Wisconsin's newest state senator-- Ms. Nicole Newman.

Nikki: Oh, my! Okay, uh, well, thank you. Thank you very much. I'd like to thank the voters for this opportunity and for my husband's total lack of support. Proving him wrong was the extra motivation that I needed and I thank him so very much for that. There's also another special person that I am indebted to. Her arrest ruined the chances of my opponent winning and for that, I must thank Phyllis Newman.

[Nikki trashes Jack’s campaign with the help of her campaign co-managers… ]

Nikki: Don't forget I was married to Jack, so I know all his shortcomings.

Karen: So to speak.

Nikki: I'd like to list them all under his picture in the paper, but it would cost too much in ad space.

David: And I think we've seen enough of his face already, don't you?

Nikki: Yeah, no kidding. I'd rather see anybody else's face. David, I would love to see your face in a campaign poster.

David: Thank you, I think.

Nikki: I just wanna scrawl underneath his picture "Serial womanizer-- take a number."

David: Jack Abbott-- serving the people of his state, literally.

Nikki: Servicing the people.  

[Then Jack has fun trashing Nikki, with help from Sharon and Ben… ]

Ben: Okay, Nikki is unfit for office because...

Jack: Because you can't marry your way out of a budget deficit.

Sharon: Or what about that wardrobe, right? I mean, is she running for office or is she trying out for the Pussycat Dolls?

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