Best Y&R Lines Wednesday 5/2/07

Best Lines of Y&R Wednesday 5/2/07--Canada; Thursday 5/3/07--USA


Provided By Kent

[Michael & Kevin taunt Gloria over her romantic pursuit of D.A. William Bardwell who just might soon discover she’s the criminal he’s been looking for …]

Gloria: Don’t you dare touch those muffins. Not another step! Do you have any idea how long it took me to bake those things for William?

Kevin: Since when is buying muffins at Crimson Lights (the same as) baking?

Gloria: Since his first wife was a domestic goddess.

Kevin: Ah, so this is the new reality game show, “Baking for Dollars!” Ka-ching, ka-ching.

Gloria: Don’t be so crude! I want William for a lot more than his money. That’s why I printed out some of her old columns and she advocates cooking with all-natural ingredients.

Michael (reaching for a muffin): Like arsenic, because your relationship with the prosecutor is nothing short of poisonous.

Gloria (taking away the muffins): Don’t you touch those things. I think me giving William a basket of home-made muffins is a lovely gesture. Just because they’re not baked in my home doesn’t make it a crime.

Michael: Unlike the one he’s currently investigating… Let me whip this by you again. This man you’re wooing, this is the same man who could charge you with murder.

Kevin: Mmm, more like manslaughter. Sorry, 'woman'slaughter.

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