Best Y&R Lines Tuesday 3/27/07

Best Lines of Y&R Tuesday 3/27/07--Canada; Wednesday 3/28/07--USA


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[Katherine enters Jill’s office with intentions to attend Kane & Amber’s wedding party]

Katherine: Ready to go?

Jill: Excuse me?

Katherine: Etiquette suggests a question be followed by an answer.

Jill: What?

[Victoria is peeved at Brad for laughing off Nikki’s plan to run for state Senate]

Brad: Your mother cannot be serious.

Victoria: She is! Very! And for you to turn it into a joke…

Brad: Okay, that was wrong.

Victoria: She felt horrible.

Brad: Well she’s going to have to have a lot thicker hide if she wants to run for public office. Doesn’t NVP make a hide-softening cream?

[Jack taunts Nikki over her plan to campaign for state Senate]

Jack: You were joking, right?

Nikki: No, no jokes here.

Jack: And what party will you run on…the Hair & Makeup Party or the Cocktail Party?

Nikki: And what about you… the Pillage and Plunder party?

Jack: Vote for Newman – a curling iron in every pot.

Nikki: Vote for Abbott – he’ll do to you what he did to his father’s company.

[Phyllis enters the Newman conference room and finds Brad working there]

Phyllis: ... Hey, we’re working on the new board resolution for Clear Springs. You wanna stay and help?

Brad: That depends. You supplying the vomit bags?

Phyllis: I guess you say that because you’re afraid that once your wife finds out about your affair it’s going to make you sick to your stomach.

[Lauren introduces Kane to Maggie & Paul at Kane & Amber’s wedding party]

Paul: … Good to see you again. Congratulations!

Lauren: And this is his friend, Maggie Sullivan.

Maggie: Pleased to meet you.

Kane: The party’s ace, thanks to Lauren here. The only thing is, I didn’t have a chance to have a buck’s night. That’s what you Yanks call a bachelor party.

Maggie: Oh, oh. ‘Cause for a second I thought you were talking about something kinky with a large woodland animal.

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