Best Y&R Lines Monday 3/19/07

Best Lines of Y&R Monday 3/19/07--Canada; Tuesday 3/20/07--USA

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[Jill and Gloria continue their “rehearsals” for their upcoming appearance together as TV judges on Extreme Catwalk…]

Jill (the “negative” judge, referencing a nearby woman who is wearing a beige outfit): “Oh, please… it’s all Yin and no Yang.  It’s about as exciting as a box of rocks.  Her esthetic is an anesthetic.  And the yawn factor? A big 10!  Somebody please splatter some color on that woman before she disappears into the wall.”

Jill (referencing another woman’s pink outfit which Gloria described as “beautiful music”):  “Yeah, if the song is a funeral dirge.  And, look at that neck line!  If it plunged any deeper you could see her toes wiggling.  And what is she wearing in her hair?  Is that a dead insect?  Please pass me the bug spray.”

Kane (to Lily, after she asks Daniel to help her clear off the computer table):   “I see you’re married to an Internet addict as well, huh?”

Sharon (to Phyllis, through a forced smile):  “Now that we’re friends, let’s show everyone how friendly we are.”

[Victor, Nikki, Victoria & Brad discussing the potential future character traits of Victoria’s unborn child…]

Victor:  "…be a strong-willed child, that’s for sure.  Runs in the family, doesn’t it?"

Brad:  "Can’t argue that can you, Victoria?"

Victoria (looking at Victor):  "I’m not the stubborn one in this family."

Nikki: Oh, introductions must be in order. (Gesturing to Victor, then Victoria)  "Kettle, meet Pot.  Pot… Kettle."

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