Best Lines of Y&R Tuesday 1/16/07--Canada; Wednesday 1/17/07--USA

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Sheila: We have a lot in common.

Michael: Really? How do you figure?

Sheila: Because we're outcasts. But now you have a wife and a baby.

Michael: A baby you would've killed me for and Lauren.

Sheila: If I die... all of the good things you've ever done will be for nothing. And you'll be a criminal... again... just like Paul. If I die... this will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Michael: Whether you live or die makes absolutely no difference to me.

J.T.: Just say it, Colleen! I'd have a hell of a lot more respect for you if you'd just say it.

Colleen: Fine. Yes, I slept with Professor Korbel. Are you happy now, J.T.?

Sharon: Yeah. But still... if it had been anyone other than Phyllis who wanted those photos, I probably wouldn't have made a big deal out of it.

Dru: That heifer has given you so much grief. Why would you help her anyway?

Sharon: You know what? I, uh... I walked in on her and Jack today.

Dru: She's so slippery. You walked in on them?

Sharon: Yeah, I mean, they were just talking. But it's just... I don't know, it looks like they're getting close again.

Dru: I know that cooks your last grit.