Best Y&R Lines Tuesday 12/26/06

Best Lines of Y&R Tuesday 12/26/06--Canada; Wednesday 12/27/06--USA


Provided By Jodi

Jack: Ji min is on his way over right now to help me through some zoning issues for NVP

Ashley: I'm waiting for the other Bruno Magli to drop.

Jack: Sharon is also coming over.

Ashley: Oh, you have got to be kidding me, Jack.

Jack: I cannot very well have her see me with the man I am supposed to hate.

Ashley: He's your stooge, and you're her hero. Nicely done.

Lily: Excuse me-- you're telling me you could be friends with professor Korbel?

Colleen: It's kind of like when I'm on a diet. If I deprive myself of all of my favorite foods, then that's all I can think about. That's what I crave.

Lily: Are you listening to yourself?

Colleen: Look, I just wanna send him a friendly text message, okay? He said I reminded him of this famous sculpture, "woman bitten by a snake," so I just wrote, "how's my favorite snake charmer?" How does that sound?

Lily: Like you've blown your diet for all time.

Gloria: Oh, look at my precious thing. Beautiful grandma Gloria's gonna be on television after all.

Lauren: Yeah?

Gloria: They said they would love to have me as a judge.

Lauren: Oh.

Joanna: You know, I think I did catch "extreme catwalk" once. It gave new meaning to the word "gauche."

Gloria: Yeah, and it's a number-one hit show.

Lauren: Well, I think it's fantastic news. Congratulations.

Gloria: Thank you, Lauren.

Joanna: What does it say in your, what do they call it, "bio?" "Gloria Abbott, the woman who laid down to marry up"?

Michael: Did Christmas come again?

Lauren: I believe it did because mommy dearest is gone.

Michael: Oh, yours? Mine? Both?

Lauren: No, no, no, mine.

Michael: Oh.

Lauren: And Gloria was amazing. She knew I wanted Joanna gone, so she "gloriaed" her into it.

Michael: "Gloriaed."

Lauren: Mm-hmm.

Michael: To Gloria, verb, to drive one's opponents insane


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