Best Y&R Lines Wednesday 10/5/05

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Brad: You know, you'd think your father-in-law would stock his jet with something more than soda and pretzels. How are we supposed to celebrate?

Phyllis: Okay, what's with the bodyguards? You have more bodyguards here then the president of a small nation.

Gloria: I tried the most delicious cake last week. Mm-hmm.

Laird: Mrs. Abbott, please. I'm assured that the cake was very good, but I happen to know the best patissier in the whole of the Midwest.

Gloria: Mr. Worthington, the design on this cake was so beautiful...

Laird: Believe me, believe me. This man is a Michelangelo with frosting.

Gloria: All right, all right. What I was thinking-- three chocolate fountains-- white, dark and milk as centerpieces for the dessert tables.

Lauren: No. No, Gloria. I am putting my foot down here. No. One. You can have one, and pick wisely.

Gloria: But, Lauren, people love chocolate. They love chocolate fountains. What do you think, Mr. Worthington?

Laird: Think? You want to know what I think? I think I'll go and talk to Jane about the canapés, unless, of course, you've changed those.

Gloria: Well, don't finalize anything until I sign off on them, okay?

Laird: Wouldn't dream of it.

Gloria: Some people have such fragile egos. Hmm.

Sheila: Look, so Ashley Abbott couldn't go out with you tonight. It's not the end of the world.

Tom: Thanks for the support, Bren. You're a big help.

Sheila: Hey, Tom, you know what? You want to mope around here like a lovesick puppy, go do it somewhere else.

Michael: Sounds grim.

Lauren: Actually, it was pretty amusing, although I did feel sorry for our wedding planner.

Michael: Yeah, a man who used to run things.

Lauren: Mm-hmm, until he met his match in your mother.

Michael: She's a trip, isn't she?

Lauren: A trip-and-a-half. You would think she was planning the royal wedding.

Michael: Only without the class.

Lauren: Um, yeah, she did major in over-the-top.

Michael: I warned you if you gave that woman an opening, it would be like letting the tacky genie out of the bottle.

Lauren: Don't worry. I won't sign off on anything too outrageous.

Michael: I can see it now. We'll be saying our vows and then fireworks will go off in the background. You know, I've been there and done that.

Lauren: Oh, honey, the only fireworks are gonna be in the honeymoon suite.

Michael: Yeah? Mmm? I knew I was going through all this torture for something.

Ashley: Okay, so how about if I come by your place, and then we'll take it from there?

Tom: That's perfect. And, Ashley, I'm really looking forward to tonight.

Ashley: Not as much as I am, you son of a bitch.

Lauren: And then we just have to pick a song for our first dance.

Michael: A song?

Lauren: Yeah, so what do you think? You wanna do a waltz? A ballad? Hip-hop? Disco? What?

Michael: Ooh, that would be a sight to see, huh?

Lauren: Or we could have one wild and wacky moment in our lives and go traditional.

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