Best Y&R Lines Friday 9/16/05

Best Lines of Y&R Friday 9/16/05--Canada; Monday 9/19/05--USA


By Suzanne

Jill: Sick of cops all over the place. How many times do I have to show my I.D.? I can't even walk in my own front door with-- (sighs) and now my living room is being used as a chapter of the La Leche League.

Brittany: Shh. He just settled down.

 Jill: Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry. God forbid I should upset the baby!

 Joshua: (Fusses)

 Jill: Oh, what was I thinking? Just get your priorities straight, Jill. You're now living in a maternity ward!

Brad: Something tickling your funny bone?

 Victoria: Ahem. Yeah... you and Jack.

 Brad: Really? And what's so amusing?

 Victoria: Oh, I don't know. Just... the way you are together cracks me up--always has. (Laughs)

 Brad: You do realize that we take ourselves very seriously?

 Victoria: Oh, yes, I do. That's why it's so thoroughly enjoyable.

Kay: Yes, Esther is very famous for her cookies. I will tell her, yes. God, what in the hell are you doing cooking for all the police department?

Sheila: What the hell were you thinking?! God! Do you care if Gloria chokes to death? No, you get involved. Lauren's just looking right at you! God! Gloria, you owe me one. You owe me one! And you can bet I'm gonna make you pay.

Michael: Mm-hmm. And you are the sweetest, kindest, most thoughtful woman who ever looked great without her clothes on.

 Lauren: Oh. I just love the way you compliment me.

 Michael: I'm good, aren't I?

 Lauren: Mm-hmm.

Brittany: No, no, no, no. I don't want any help. I have to learn how to do this myself. Wherever we go, Bobby and I will not have help.

 Jill: Well, if you wanna learn how to do it yourself, do it.

 Kay: Don't let her bully you for god's sakes, she was not exactly mother-of-the-year herself.

Sheila: What am I doing here? This town has been nothing but trouble for me. Nothing but misery. Of course, I'm alone. I'm always alone. I hate it! I hate it! I hate it! I hate it! I hate it! I hate it! I hate it! I hate it! I hate it!

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