Beth's Rant to the Characters
1/20/03 - 1/24/03
Ian, what's the matter with you??? Lucy's promise to wait for you gives
you a reason to fight your vampirism? Hello??? Isn't Danny a good reason?
You know--Daniel Griffin Thornhart, your son! And another thing. If you
can't function as a doctor, then get out of the way and make room for
someone who can! Kevin did Tess more good than you did! Speaking of
incompetence, what's the deal with letting the water bottles burst? How
did they manage to get that cold inside the car? Were you trying to freeze
Lucy out? Or did you have that crate strapped to the roof? You know you
need the stuff, so why would you take such a chance with those bottles?
Even my extremely non-scientific mind knows that plastic water bottles can
burst when exposed to extreme cold!
Lucy, will you please leave Caleb alone? The guy was obviously hurting,
but you just had to confront him about his feelings. And why won't you
leave Ian alone? Don't you want him to find a cure for his vampirism?
You're a distraction and a temptation. He told you that, and the two of
you proved it at the cabin. Now that you've done it, are you going to be
able to stay away from each other long enough to let him do his research?
Alison, didn't Rafe ask you to go straight back to your room and lock
yourself in? You just couldn't do it, though, could you? You just had to
stop by your mother's room first. Well, look where that got you. You got
manhandled and threatened with rape and murder. Lucky for you that your
mother's a vampire, because she sure saved your butt this time.
Joshua, get over yourself! Your incredible male ego leads you to
believe that every woman in the world would trip over herself to get to
you. Please. You're a very attractive man, but anyone with a brain cell
could see through to your sleazy heart. Your presumptuousness knows no
bounds, and that includes your insubordination to Caleb--your boss.
Elizabeth was right; you're just the hired help.
Kevin, why is it so hard to understand that Tess is just as much your
daughter as Livvie is? Is it because you've never seen any goodness in
Livvie? Granted, it's been a long time since it was there, but you did
know Livvie long before all the goodness was removed and made flesh in
Tess. Speaking of Tess, she would love to heal you and get you back to
normal, but you stop her every time she tries to touch you. You may think
you're a better man now, but where has it gotten you? You've lost your
wife to another man, you've lost your friends, and you rarely see
Christina. Yeah, Dr. Fox REALLY did you a lot of good.
Marissa, moronic behavior is not attractive. You may think of yourself
as an investigative reporter, but that's over. You're a lyricist now, and
smart lyricists don't go snooping around a nest of vampires alone.
Elizabeth, what did you think you were doing? You promised Alison that
you wouldn't tell anyone what she was really doing in Capri. It sure
didn't take long to break your promise, did it? To be fair, you completely
redeemed yourself when you sank your fangs into that slime ball Joshua's
miserable little neck, but next time, think before you speak!
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