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Beware of Beth
Bethy was a woman in love
With a man who didn't love her.
She tried everything she could think of
But Sheridan had him for sure.
She schemed and she plotted
She spied and she crept
Around where the lovers would meet
She listened to every word that they said
She was very quick on her feet!
She managed to scuttle each plan that they made
And ruined each tryst they attempted
She used poor Antonio, doof that he is,
To make sure each plan was pre-empted.
Her mother would scold her and threaten to tell
But Bethy would silence her always
By telling her if she would spill what she knew
She'd be scooting down nursing home hallways.
Yes, Beth was a terror to all that she knew
But no one outside her home saw it
They all thought that Beth was an angel sans wings
When she really was Lucifer Wallace
So if you all know of a Beth in your town
And if you admire her virtue
You better start taking a good look around
And make sure that she's not out to hurt you.
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