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"What You'll Never See On Passions" by
Shocking Moments Caught on Tape!
In the very living room of Alistair
Crane’s hide-away home, Alistair is sitting in an antique burgundy
chair in his night-robe smoking a cigar.
“You might be wondering how I,
Alistair Crane, got the job of hosting this special new primetime
show, brought to you by Hanson and Son’s grade A egg’s. Well the
answer of course is that I have camera’s set up all over town.”
Alistair stands up and walks over to
a picture of Theresa Crane, framed of course.
“Ah, my daughter-in-law, so beautiful
yet very dim-witted. Let me show you what being a Crane to Theresa
means to her.”
The scene begins in the Crane Living
room on a summer morning. Ivy, Rebecca, Gwen, Ethan, and Julian are
sitting down having coffee when Mrs. Theresa Crane enters the room.
“I see you all are enjoying your
morning coffee,” Theresa says with enthusiasm.
“Oh my darling wife, you’re just in
time to pour me another cup,” Julian says with his quirky smile.
“I’m your wife, not your personal
“Fine, be a good wife and get me
another cup of coffee.”
“Alright then Julian, I’ll get you
your cup of coffee.”
“Oh, good, I knew you were good for
Rebecca and Ivy laugh as Theresa
walks over to the stand and pours the pot of coffee into Julian’s cup.
She puts the cream in and smiles. She then gets a juvenile look across
her face and leans over and spits into the cup.
“Ha. Ha. Ha.” Theresa laughs as she
The scene pauses and Alistair appears
with a disgusted look on his face, he stands beside the screen.
“Theresa, Theresa, Theresa! When will
you ever learn? Let’s see that again!
The scene replays showing Theresa
spitting a hocker into Julian’s cup.
“Here’s your coffee Julian.”
“Thanks, my darling wife.”
Ivy stares at Theresa wondering why
she is smiling so much. She asks her and Theresa replies that she’s
just in a good mood and that she doesn’t want anybody to ruin it.
Rebecca, on the other hand, stands up and yells at Theresa because she
thinks that Theresa is up to something.
“Look you little wrench! I want to
know what you are up to!” Rebecca hollers.
“I’ll tell you all as soon as Julian
is finished with his coffee.”
Julian stops drinking and puts the
cup down. He stands up and walks toward Theresa wondering what she
“What did you do Theresa?” Julian
“I spit a loogey in your coffee.
Welp, bye-bye everyone. I’m going out to the mall for a few.
The clip ends and Alistair appears
sitting at his desk playing with a bunch of paperclips.
“You won’t believe the shocking
video’s we are about to show you next. This next clip takes place at
the Lobster Shack. It’s a Friday night and all of Harmony’s teens are
having a good time talking and eating lobsters”
The scene begins at the table of
Miguel, Charity, Kay, Reese, Jessica and Simone.
“I’ll be back everyone. I’ve got to
use the bathroom,” Miguel says getting up and heading toward the
bathroom. He goes into the stall and pulls down his pants and sits
down on the toilet. He pulls out a Reader’s Digest from his pocket,
“Looks like I’m going to be here a while. Might as well enjoy it.”
The scene stops and Alistair appears.
“Looks like a pleasant trip to the
old pooper doesn’t it? Well, what I’m about to show you next is going
to make you fall of your seat!”
The scene starts with Miguel putting
the magazine back in his pocket. He stands up and looks around for the
“Where is the toilet
paper? Oh, you have got to be kidding me! NO!”
Meanwhile back in the
diner. Charity and the rest of the table are waiting patiently for
Miguel to return.
“Where is Miguel?” Kay
says with impatience, “Reese, will you go and check?” Reese goes
inside the men’s bathroom and looks for Miguel. He yells for him and
“What are you doing Miguel?
“I’m doing #2”
“Miguel, what are you talking about?”
“Do you want me to draw you a
“It would help. Now what are you
“What do you mean?”
Miguel gets frustrated and yells with
all his might, “I’m taking a freakin crap!”
The customers in the lobster shack
get quiet and stare at the men’s bathroom. Charity gets up and wonders
if that was Miguel who screamed.
“Oh, dude. I didn’t need to know
that,” Reese says painfully.
“Man, can you just look around for
toilet paper. And if you see any please throw a roll in here because I
need one badly.”
“Okay Miguel,” Reese looks around for
toilet paper but doesn’t find any, “Sorry Miguel, but there aren’t
any. Look, I’m going back to eat before the food gets cold. Seeya.” As
Reese leaves Miguel sits back down.
“What am I going to do? I’m stuck in
the men’s restroom with out any toilet paper. I surely can’t go out
there without… well. I just can’t,” He looks down at his socks as a
light bulb turns on in his head. Miguel takes his shoes off and then
peels his socks off and stands up.
A few minutes later, Miguel comes out
of the bathroom. Charity, Kay, Reese, Jessica, and Simone are all
getting up to leave.
“Where are you all going?” Miguel
Charity walks up to Miguel.
“Miguel, you were in the bathroom for 45 minutes. We’re done eating.
Where are your socks?”
The scene ends and Alistair Appears
in his chair at his home.
“I hope you all enjoyed tonight’s
episode of Shocking Moments Caught on Tape. Stay tuned next time to
see the stupid things that Harmony Citizens do. I’m your host,
Alistair Crane, signing off. Have a good night.
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