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4/11 - 4/15/05
We decided to do a list as if we had the ability to hire a
hitman to get rid of some people on the cast. LOL! Don't worry, it's all
in fun. What kind of show would we have if they weren't on the show?
Anyway, without further or due, we'll get to the list.
Whitney - The hitman could get Whitney because she always
seems to lose her ability to tell people what she has done wrong. Take
this week for example. When TC ripped into Eve because Whitney gave her
baby up for adoption, she barely took the blame. She let TC blame Eve when
she knew full well that Eve tried to stop her from giving her baby up for
TC - The hitman needs to rescue us from this man. He has
such a short fuse and it doesn't take much to set him off. This week he
chose to have a fit because Eve didn't tell him that Whitney had her baby
and she gave him up for adoption. He overlooked the fact that Whitney
didn't rush to tell him either. Eve didn't force her not to tell TC about
the baby. We also didn't like the way he told Eve that he hated her. This
is the woman he was married to for over 20 years, but he can hate her so
easily. What's even worse is his love for Liz. He barely knows her, but he
said he loved her just because she had the idea of adopting Whitney's
baby. That's true love alright...not!
Liz - Of course you know we would pay top dollar for the
hitman to get her. LOL! The second she blamed Eve for why Whitney gave her
baby up for adoption, we wanted to kill her ourselves. She was so smug
when TC was ripping Eve a new own because of Whitney.
Theresa - There would be no way that we couldn't get the
hitman to get her. LOL! When she confronted Gwen about the baby, she was
pushing her luck. She should remember what Gwen did to her before because
she constantly reminded us about it when she was paralyzed. She should
have known that Gwen would try to kill her again. Then if that wasn't
enough, she had to rub Gwen's face in the fact that she has Ethan's baby.
Now wonder Gwen went ballistic on her. While we're on the subject of Gwen
going ballistic, let's talk about Theresa's reaction when Katherine
thought Gwen was dead. She practically celebrated her death. She even had
the moxy to call Gwen a psycho witch. Well that was the pot calling the
kettle black because she's one too.
Ethan - This jerk would deserve to be killed twice if it's
possible. First for kissing Theresa outside of the compound. We know he
was trying to distract the guard, but what about the second time he kissed
her? No one was watching them then. Second for his reaction to Gwen being
dead. He acted as if he could care less that she could have been dead. The
second Theresa told him about Jane, he practically ran to Theresa. He
forgot all about Gwen. He didn't even think to ask Gwen what happened to
her. Gwen didn't get that way on her own. All he was focused on was
Theresa and the baby.
Beth - We are so tired of her acting as if Marty is her
son. Please hitman put us out of our misery. It's obvious that she won't
ever get caught for what she did no matter how many times Edna say she
will get caught. As much as Sheridan works our nerves with the way she
acts towards Marty, we still want Beth to get caught. If the writers can't
do it, then our hitman can. LOL!
Edna - She is always going on and on about Beth getting
caught and how she would deserve it if she were caught. It's all fine and
dandy to wonder that Edna, but when are you going to get off the pot and
do something? She is no better than Beth since she is keeping the truth
Sheridan - She was constantly mentioning Marty being her
son and it was getting on our nerves. We know he's her son so she doesn't
have to keep reminding us about it. It would matter if Sheridan would
actually find out the truth, but since we all know she won't it's a waste
Jessica - This girl is getting worse and worse. Bad girl
Jessica is just as bad as good girl Jessica. Only Jessica would want to be
around a guy like Spike. Girlfriend saw his rap sheet and she still wanted
to be with him. She's going to get enough playing with fire. Eventually
she will get burned. Oh right, there's another reason to send the hitman
after her. We are tired of her blackmailing Ivy the way she is. If she
knew what Ivy did to Sam and Grace, the blackmail would be worth it. Since
she's only blackmailing her with the threat of Grace coming home, it's a
complete waste. We don't like the way she's lashing out at Sam either. All
Sam wants to do is help that ingrate, but she keeps pushing him away.
Please keep in mind that these were only jokes. We don't
really want them to be taken out by a hitman.
With that fun out of the way, we'll get to some other
reason why we should take anger management classes LOL!
Spike is a character who can leave the show. He serves no
purpose on the show. Plus, he's not doing a good job at convincing us that
he's a bad guy. He seems more like a punk to us. He can barely hold his
own against Sam. It doesn't take much to get over on Jessica because she's
Edna likes to count her chickens before they're hatched.
She was practically celebrating the fact that Beth was going to go to
jail. She even had herself convinced that she was going to be able to get
away while Beth was in jail. She must be drinking too much gin because
she's under the impression that she's going to get off scott free. She
better think again. Beth would sell her out faster than she can say
"I need my diapers changed". LOL!
We really don't understand why Gwen would want Ethan. If
he had to make a decision between her (his wife) and Theresa, there's
something wrong. Ethan didn't even tell her that he didn't love Theresa
when he made his decision. Gwen deserves better than a creep like Ethan.
Will there ever be a week that would go by when the
writers aren't trying to manipulate the audience? We don't think so. The
latest manipulation was Theresa. Somehow, that doesn't surprise us.
Anyway, when Ethan made his choice (he chose Gwen), Theresa had to be a
crybaby. The writers expected us to feel sorry for her by having her cry.
Well it didn't work. They tried to get us again by having Theresa use
emotional blackmail to get Ethan back. She tried to use Jane as a way to
convince Ethan to pick her. She wanted him to be a full-time father to
Jane. Can you believe her? She didn't want Ethan to be with Gwen when she
was pregnant, but she expects Ethan to be with her because she has his
daughter. What nerve she has!
Another nerve she had was telling Ethan he needed to be
there for Jane's first step. Why should Ethan be there for Jane's first
step when she wouldn't let Julian be there for little Ethan's first step?
She could have begged Julian to be there for little Ethan the way she
begged Ethan to be there for Jane.
We were ready to pull a TC on Theresa and beat her up when
she threw up in Ethan's face that Gwen can't have anymore children. Well
whose fault was that? Without getting into the debate of the LA story,
everyone, including Theresa, was to blame for why Gwen can't have anymore
Oh and here was another manipulative move. Theresa had
somebody there for her when Ethan chose Gwen. We know that no one would
have been there for Gwen if he chose Theresa. Also, Ethan wouldn't have
broke it to Gwen gently the way he did with Theresa. He would have left
with Theresa. We all know it.
Do you want to know what's ironic? If Sheridan listened to
Gwen when she tried to warn her about Beth, she would probably have her
son. Gwen tried to tell her that Beth was up to no good, but Sheridan
didn't believe it. She felt the same way she's downing Luis for defending
Beth. She thought that Beth was a good friend and she wouldn't want to
hurt her or Luis. Now that she's suspicious of Beth, Luis is supposed to
believe her. Now she knows how Gwen felt when she warned her about Beth.
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