One Life to Live Best Lines Tuesday 5/21/13

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Bo: Manning, how about I ask the questions?

Todd: Okay, great. Ask away.

Bo: Your accusations against Victor are really starting to add up.

Todd: Is that a question?

Bo: But we're not there yet. You know, that, uh -- that stopper from your scotch bottle, that tested positive for arsenic traces.

Todd: Arsenic?

Bo: Yeah.

Todd: Really? That's the best Victor could do?

Bo: See, that supports your claim that you were being poisoned. It's just that, uh, we can't tie it all to Victor.

Todd: So, what happened? I sprinkled arsenic all over the place right before I strangled myself. Is that what you think happened?

Bo: Ugh! Manning... you're gonna have to forgive me if I don't consider you my most reliable source.

Todd: Really? 'Cause I feel like I'm 1,000%, okay? You have the poison, I've got marks on my neck. I'm not sure how the tattoos fit in, but...

David: What I need is a sidekick, someone who will make me look good but who won't steal the spotlight.

Rama: One bottle of Dom, please!

Bartender: Coming right up.

David: Did she say Dom?

Leo: Oh, yeah.

Rama: Oh, good.

David: How much does Blair get for one of those, anyway?

Rama: If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it. Oh, my God. David Vickerman?

David: Uh, it's Vickers, but no matter.

Rama:  Hi. Hi. I've watched "Boy With the Chipmunk Tattoo" 17 times.

David: That's even more times than I've seen it.

Rama: I even have the DVD.

David: Oh, so that royalty check that I got for a buck 89 was thanks to you.

Rama: You know what my favorite part was? The commentary track! You know, when you talked about how you sat in that chair for hours just getting that tattoo done? You have such dedication.

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