OLTL Best Lines Thursday 11/17/11

One Life to Live Best Lines Thursday 11/17/11


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Roxanne: Viki is very short on the controlled substances, but these ibuprofessionals, they should do the trick.

Nigel: I'll try anything.

Roxanne: Sounds good to me.

Nigel: Thank you, Roxanne.

Roxanne: Oh, don't thank me yet, you know, 'cause these barely pack a punch.

Nigel: Lois is picking up a pain medication the doctor prescribed for me.

Roxanne: All right. Now, that's what I'm talking about. The "do not operate heavy machinery" stuff is on its way.

Nigel: I believe so. I've been ordered to stay off my feet.

Roxanne: Ooh, I hear that. Last night took it all out of me. I mean, can you believe that Johnny McBain is the baby daddy after all?

Nigel: Oh, if only we'd known from the start.

Roxanne: Oh, yeah. It would have been so much better for Brody and so much better for Nattie, also. Can you believe that whackjob Marty? She just didn't know when to quit.

Nigel: You don't need to stay and tend to me.

Roxanne: Like I got anything better I could do. Well, I could. I could be looking for Liam, but I can't because I got to wait for Shane. You know, the least I could do is take care of the family's first transponder.

Nigel: Pardon?

Roxanne: The guy on the front line defending Liam.

Nigel: Not well enough, I fear.

Roxanne: Oh, honey, you were up against Brody. You know, he's got those secret, uh, Seal moves, and he pumps iron like eight days a week. I mean, you need some serious hardware against him.

Nigel: Alas, my nunchucks weren't handy.

Roxanne: Man, you got guts. You're a hero in my book.

Nigel: Oh, I-I can hardly feel the hero while that baby is missing.

Roxanne: Oh, he'll bring him home. I mean, Johnny McBain, he'll stop at nothing to bring Liam home.

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