OLTL Best Lines Tuesday 9/27/11

One Life to Live Best Lines Tuesday 9/27/11


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Ford: Like a sample? Girls, hot wieners. Get them while they last. Hey, sample my wiener. You don't know what you're missing. Sample my wiener?

Jessica: Don't mind if I do. Oh, my God. Are you okay?

Ford: I said hit me, not flatten me.

Jessica: I know. I'm sorry. You just got me so angry, I didn't what -- what... what are you doing?

Ford: I can't move in this thing. Are you laughing? Are you seriously laughing right now?

Jessica: I'm sorry. It's not -- it's not funny.

Ford: But you're still laughing. I... a little help, please?

Jessica: Okay.

Ford: Oh! It's this stupid bun! My center of gravity's completely off.

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