OLTL Best Lines Friday 8/12/11

One Life to Live Best Lines Friday 8/12/11


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David: Well, this is just great. I'm gonna have to renounce Buddhism now. Only a vengeful, wrathful God would unleash two Todd Mannings on this world.

Old Todd: David Vickers. I thought for sure you'd be dead by now. Tanning bed accident.

David: Tanning bed? You think I'm that stupid? My tan came from a can. It's fake, just like one of you two. So who is it? Which one of you's the real Todd manning?

Old Todd: I am.

New Todd: That would be me.

David: You two. It's like "Parent Trap" Hayley mills fighting with "Parent Trap" Lindsay Lohan. At any rate, we gotta sort this out.

New Todd: What do you care, Vickers?

David: Money. There's a great deal of money involved. But only for one of you. I intend to buy the rights to the real Todd manning's life for my next biopic.

Old Todd: Whose money you spending this time?

David: You obviously haven't been watching "Access Llanview." I'm kind of famous now.

Old Todd: Right. And you think you can play me in a biopic?

David: Are you kidding? A certain web site says I'm 65% ripe.

Old Todd: Is that good?

David: I have no idea what it means, but I plan to play Todd Manning.

Old Todd: You already tried that once. Didn't work. Remember?

David: I think I can lend a certain sophistication to the role that obviously you two knuckleheads don't deserve, but I'm only authorized to negotiate with the real Todd Manning legally. So fortunately for me, I've come up with a foolproof way to get to the truth.

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