One Life to Live Best Lines Wednesday 5/11/11

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Dorian: Oh, please tell me you haven't resorted to stealing glasses from a fine establishment like Capricorn? Off the wagon. What happened, Echo? Or should I say "Lush of Llanview," "Minx of the Minute Man," "Slut of--"

Echo: You were saying? How's that for "The Lunatic of la Boulaie," "The Mad Mayor of Mainline."

Cristian: What's going on out here? Someone said that... here. It's clean.

Dorian: Thank you.

Cristian: I think you better leave.

Dorian: No, I don't think she had better. No, no, she better not be driving in her condition. She might be a danger to herself or one of my constituents.

Cristian: Ok, fine, then I'll call you a cab. You ok?

Dorian: Yes, yes. I'm just fine, thank you. It's going to take a lot more than a martini--which, by the way, has too much vermouth in it--to ruffle my feathers. But thank you. I'm gonna be fine, and I can handle this.

Echo: Don't do me any favors.

Dorian: Tell me, why are you in such a terrible mood? Single again?

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