One Life to Live Best Lines Monday 4/11/11

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Aubrey: So tell me, how long have you been dating John McBain?

Joey: A while now, right, Kel, but "dating" might be a little bit of a stretch. "Scratching an itch" is more like it.

Langston: What merchandizing?

David: Hello? Action figures-- David Vickers Buchanan in his Moroccan prison cell, muscles rippling through his threadbare clothing, freedom spoon hidden in his back pocket.

Markko: Freedom spoon?

David: Sold separately.

Dorian: That's my kind of action figure.

Langston: Yeah, an action figure with a spoon. Yeah. The kids'll love it.

David: Excuse me, madam producer. I'm here for the audition.

Dorian: Oh. Thank you for coming. Please. Oh, yes. Yes, indeed. You look right for the part.

David: Wait till you see my... monologue.

Dorian: I can't wait.

David: I hope you won't think it's...too long.

Dorian: Better too long than too short.

David: Oh, I think you'll find it's just right.

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