OLTL Best Lines Thursday 3/24/11

One Life to Live Best Lines Thursday 3/24/11


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Bo: Can you do this?

David: Absolutely. Mum's the word.

Nigel: I'm sorry. I was on the 3rd floor. What can I do for you?

David: Your boss kidnapped me. He threw me into a Moroccan prison. He forced me into a 3-way that was totally hot on Alex Olanov's island. He set me up. He left me for dead. And then my pa and I are gonna get revenge. So start talking, Smythe. We know what you did last summer.

Bo: Mum's the word?

James: Dude, come on. He's in a coma.

Nate: I know, and I'm sorry for Dani and Starr. But it's kind of hard to cry for someone when they hold you at gunpoint.

James: Fake gunpoint.

Nate: Yeah, but who knew that? But you've been shot so maybe it's not a big deal.

James: No, it's a big deal.

Nate: Oh, see, that's what I'm saying. Manning's scary.

James: Not now.

Nigel: Yes, I'm quite sure. I was watching the morning edition of "Access Llanview."

David: Oh, I hate that show. Hey, is Phyllis still the host, with her teeth and hair?

Bo: David.

David: I should have been the host of that show, Pa. I got teeth and hair without the air quotes.

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