OLTL Best Lines Monday 3/7/11

One Life to Live Best Lines Monday 3/7/11


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Téa: You threw me outside naked because you didn't like something I said.

Todd: Yeah, during the Clinton administration. There's a statute of limitations on things.

Téa: You punched me in my face.

Todd: Yeah. Well, you hit me over the head with a shovel. I think that makes us even.

Téa: Yeah. We are violent.

Todd: But fun.

Téa: Ha ha ha! We're one brawl away from a reality TV show.

Todd: That's your fault.

Téa: Oh, I made you come after the kids?

Todd: Yes.

Téa: I made you threaten our daughter and terrorize her boyfriend?

Todd: No. That was all my idea.

Ford: Tess, wait. Hang on a second. What about this diaper?

Tess: You are on your own, but I'm pretty sure there's some things in that bag. Even you can figure it out, Ford.

James: Wow.

Ford: I'm gonna have to get rid of our liquor.

James: Bobby, she's like an animal, dude. What are we gonna do with her?

Ford: I don't know. Don't worry about it. Most of it is all talk.

James: What about the rest?

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