OLTL Best Lines Wednesday 2/2/11

One Life to Live Best Lines Wednesday 2/2/11


Provided By Kathy

Cutter: Where are the strippers?

Rex: See? No strippers. Ma and Pa Killjoy here said no.

Brody: What kind of guys would we be if we went in for the whole stripper thing?

Cutter: Red-blooded American males with a pulse?

Echo: So you're not worried about the police officer?

Viki: No. He's not real. He's for the party.

Echo: Oh. Ooh. Well, I just came down to get Charlie some more soup.

Viki: Don't bother. I just took him soup.

Echo: Oh, really? Because I've just dropped by your room, and he said he wanted some more.

Viki: What the hell were you doing going into our bedroom?

Echo: I'm sorry. I'm just trying to help.

Viki: Well, don't and stay out of our room!

Dorian: Viki, do you know there's a naked man in your library?

Viki: Yes. What brings you by?

Todd: This place is a lot more scary than "Creature Feature," I'll tell you that, even when Téa pauses to count the body parts.

Vimal: She sounds like quite a woman, your wife.

Todd: Eh. Oh, yeah. She's beautiful, smart, makes grown men cry. She's a lot of fun.

Vimal: Sounds very familiar.

Todd: She's a pain in the ass.

Vimal: Yeah. Yeah. That, too.

Dorian: Thank you.

Viki: What?

Dorian: For saying I was 50 times the woman that Echo is.

Viki: Dorian, I said 20.

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