One Life to Live Best Lines Wednesday 2/2/11
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Cutter: Where are the strippers?
Rex: See? No strippers. Ma and Pa Killjoy here said no.
Brody: What kind of guys would we be if we went in for the whole stripper thing?
Cutter: Red-blooded American males with a pulse?
Echo: So you're not worried about the police officer?
Viki: No. He's not real. He's for the party.
Echo: Oh. Ooh. Well, I just came down to get Charlie some more soup.
Viki: Don't bother. I just took him soup.
Echo: Oh, really? Because I've just dropped by your room, and he said he wanted some more.
Viki: What the hell were you doing going into our bedroom?
Echo: I'm sorry. I'm just trying to help.
Viki: Well, don't and stay out of our room!
Dorian: Viki, do you know there's a naked man in your library?
Viki: Yes. What brings you by?
Todd: This place is a lot more scary than "Creature Feature," I'll tell you that, even when Téa pauses to count the body parts.
Vimal: She sounds like quite a woman, your wife.
Todd: Eh. Oh, yeah. She's beautiful, smart, makes grown men cry. She's a lot of fun.
Vimal: Sounds very familiar.
Todd: She's a pain in the ass.
Vimal: Yeah. Yeah. That, too.
Dorian: Thank you.
Dorian: For saying I was 50 times the woman that Echo is.
Viki: Dorian, I said 20.
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