One Life to Live Best Lines Friday 10/22/10

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Téa: I swear to you, Eli, if you hurt my daughter...

Eli: What?

Téa: I will kill you.

Eli: Ha ha. Don't you love it, how people who have never so much as killed a rat can be so liberal with their death threats?

Téa: I've killed plenty of rats in my life.

Eli: Oh, really? Then how'd you ever miss Todd?

Langston: Oh. All right, I got some bad news. They don't have the veggie burger anymore.

Ford: So you got me the big and meaty?

Langston: Okay, so just have the curly fries.

Ford: One bag of those is worth 3,000 crunches. You know that, right?

Langston: Oh, my God, so sorry.

Ford: Oh, hey, I didn't say I wouldn't have any.

Langston: Oh, but think of your abs.

James: Guys, stop! We're here to watch Dr. Saybrooke's house, not get our flirt on.

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