OLTL Best Lines Thursday 7/15/10

One Life to Live Best Lines Thursday 7/15/10


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David: Oh. Ha ha ha. You do this with all your writers?

Viki: Oh, no. Just with you. Now, about that bathing suit.

David: Yeah. Listen, um, I don't want to disappoint, but I always retire the stars and stripes after every Fourth of July.

Viki: Oh. Well, that's no problem. I happen to have a selection of very similar suits on hand.

David: Huh. Really.

Viki: Mm-hmm.

David: Not that I mind, but when you hired me as style editor, I--I thought you hired me for my talents, not my ass-ets.

Matthew: David said there's no point in feeling guilty. I mean, it's not like it's gonna change anything. It's not gonna make Danielle like me again. It's not gonna bring that Bull guy back from the dead, so...

Destiny: And what did your parents say?

Matthew: Nothing. Uh, David said I didn't need to tell them.

Destiny: That's too bad. Because I do.

David: I'm impressed, Viki. I am. The old "Banner" would've never put a near-naked hunk of my caliber in the style section, or any other section.

Viki: Well, you know, David, we're all chasing the same demographics, and that's the 18-to-49-year-old females.

David: You're making a really smart move here, putting me on the cover. You're gonna have all sorts of demographics thumbing through your pages.

Viki: And the good thing is we can stretch these photos through the whole year, because Rudy's line is a tribute to the holidays.

David: Yeah. About that. I have one question. Christmas? Really?

Viki: Sure. It'll be a little present for our readers.

David: Watch the word "little."

Destiny: That's true. I do always get what I want. Which is why I won't say anything to your parents.

Matthew: Oh, thank you.

Destiny: On one condition.

Matthew: Anything.

Destiny: You promise to never do anything like this ever again.

Matthew: I won't. I swear.

Destiny: And you'll be nice to Nate and Dani from now on.

Matthew: Can't I just keep them away from bounty hunters?

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