One Life to Live Best Lines Monday 5/24/10

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Cristian: Wow, you mean, Langston and Ford--

Markko: They're hooking up, have been for months.

Cristian: That can't be right.

Markko: Dude, I walked in on them tonight at your apartment.

Layla: I thought Ford was dating the pizza girl Karen.

Markko: Ford doesn't date. Ford does anything that moves. He's probably doing Karen behind Langston's back while Langston was doing him behind mine.

Cristian: Dude, I don't know what to say.

Layla: We are so sorry.

Markko: Not nearly as sorry as I am, and you know what I get to do tomorrow? I get to go wait in line at student health services so I can ask a doctor to test me for every STD known to man because my girlfriend cheated on me with a major player.

Layla: We should skip the trip.

Cristian: I don't think that's a good idea.

Layla: We need to boot Ford's player ass out of our apartment.

Cristian: Tomorrow. Tonight, we need to deal with your mom.

Layla: My mother can wait; Ford cannot.

Cristian: Listen, I'll gladly help you throw this guy out tomorrow, a window if you want.

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