OLTL Best Lines Monday 5/24/10

One Life to Live Best Lines Monday 5/24/10


Provided By Kathy

Cristian: Wow, you mean, Langston and Ford--

Markko: They're hooking up, have been for months.

Cristian: That can't be right.

Markko: Dude, I walked in on them tonight at your apartment.

Layla: I thought Ford was dating the pizza girl Karen.

Markko: Ford doesn't date. Ford does anything that moves. He's probably doing Karen behind Langston's back while Langston was doing him behind mine.

Cristian: Dude, I don't know what to say.

Layla: We are so sorry.

Markko: Not nearly as sorry as I am, and you know what I get to do tomorrow? I get to go wait in line at student health services so I can ask a doctor to test me for every STD known to man because my girlfriend cheated on me with a major player.

Layla: We should skip the trip.

Cristian: I don't think that's a good idea.

Layla: We need to boot Ford's player ass out of our apartment.

Cristian: Tomorrow. Tonight, we need to deal with your mom.

Layla: My mother can wait; Ford cannot.

Cristian: Listen, I'll gladly help you throw this guy out tomorrow, a window if you want.

Back to The TV MegaSite's OLTL Site

Try today's One Life to Live Transcript, Short Recap, and Update!


We don't read the guestbook very often, so please don't post QUESTIONS, only COMMENTS, if you want an answer. Feel free to email us with your questions by clicking on the Feedback link above! PLEASE SIGN-->

View and Sign My Guestbook Bravenet Guestbooks


Stop Global Warming!

Click to help rescue animals!

Click here to help fight hunger!
Fight hunger and malnutrition.
Donate to Action Against Hunger today!

Join the Blue Ribbon Online Free Speech Campaign
Join the Blue Ribbon Online Free Speech Campaign!

Click to donate to the Red Cross!
Please donate to the Red Cross to help disaster victims!

Support Wikipedia

Support Wikipedia    

Save the Net Now

Help Katrina Victims!

Main Navigation within The TV MegaSite:

Home | Daytime Soaps | Primetime TV | Soap MegaLinks | Trading