One Life to Live Best Lines Monday 4/5/10
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Nora: Okay, so run this by me again. Now, Allison Perkins somehow got her hands on Schuyler Joplin's daughter?
Rex: Only she's not Schuyler Joplin's. She's Oliver Fish's.
Nora: I thought he was gay.
Rex: Yeah, apparently he's open-minded. Or he was.
Bo: Yeah. Ahem. It's a long story. Bottom line is, Allison brought the baby to Schuyler at Statesville. By now, she and Mitch, they're both in custody, but then Fish shows up with a DNA test. He took custody of the baby.
Nora: Oh, wow. Poor Schuyler.
Rex: Yeah, well, poor Schuyler took Allisons gun.
Bo: No. We don't know that for sure.
Rex: Mitch doesn't have it. Allison doesn't have it. Who could have taken it?
Nora: Wait a minute. What does Schuyler need a gun for? He's a doctor.
Rex: He's a sore loser is what he is.
Roxy: I don't have to listen to this.
Allison: Roxy, this may be the last time I ever get to tell you the truth.
Roxy: You wouldn't know the truth if it bit you on the ass.
Allison: Bingo! Schuyler Joplin's your boy, and my sister Leah raised him.
Roxy: Schuyler's mom's name was Leah, Leah Joplin. I read the paper. She was an O.B. She worked at the hospital. Shot herself. Said your sister killed herself, she blew her brains out?
Allison: I underestimated you, Rox. You're actually using your head for more than your hair.
Destiny: Oh, my God, I almost forgot. You're in it.
Todd: No. I am?
Destiny: Yeah. It's a great part. The villains are always the most fun to play.
Todd: Ha! Am I the villain?
Dani: No news there.
Todd: Well, I'll have you know that if Starrs friend had bothered to tell both sides of the story, I'd surely have been the hero.
Dani: On what planet?
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