OLTL Best Lines Wednesday 2/24/10

One Life to Live Best Lines Wednesday 2/24/10


Provided By Kathy

Jack: You're my sister?

Dani: Who were you expecting, Taylor Swift?

Jack: But you're, like, old.

Dani: What does that, like, mean?

Jack: I overheard my mom and dad talking, that my dad and Téa had a kid, so I figured you'd be my little sister. I thought you'd be, like, 8 or 9.

Dani: Well, I'm, like, not.

Jack: That makes no sense.

Dani: Well, get over it.


Téa: Yo, Jack, what are you doing here?

Jack: Wasting my time. I came here to meet my sister, but I could be doing some more fun things at my house like sticking my head down the garbage disposal.

Téa: Oh. Wait. Your dad isn't here with you, is he?

Dani: He better not be.

Jack: I'm going commando.

Dani: You're not wearing any underwear?

Jack: No, stupid. It means I'm flying solo.

Dani: No, stupid, it doesn’t. It means--

Téa: Jack, does your father even know you're here?

Jack: No. He didn't tell me about the soulless princess of adolescent fury, so why should I tell him I'm here?


Todd: It's Téa. Hi there. You sure you got the right number? I thought you left me.

Téa: Jack's here. He wanted to meet Dani. Why didn't you tell him he had a sister?

Todd: Well, why didn't you tell me I had a daughter?

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