OLTL Best Lines Tuesday 2/16/10

One Life to Live Best Lines Tuesday 2/16/10


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David: Kelly, I'm about to walk into my morning massage, and if I miss my morning massage, they cancel my afternoon massage. I assume you're shopping.

Kelly: I need your help.

David: You've finally decided to do something about that horrible taste of yours?

Kelly: Not with shopping!

David: Good, because I don't have the time and I'm not a miracle worker.

Kelly: Forget about shopping. This is important.

David: In fact, my whole day is booked up. I'm getting fitted for a new full-length mirror after lunch.

Kelly: How would you like a free trip to Paris?

David: I can leave as soon as right this second.

Dorian: Officers, despite the way I'm dressed, I am the mayor of this town and I am ordering you to release these men.

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