OLTL Best Lines Wednesday 10/28/09

One Life to Live Best Lines Wednesday 10/28/09


Provided By Kathy

Dorian: It's not gonna work, Viki.

Viki: What isn't?

Dorian: You playing the tragic-family card to win last-minute votes from sympathetic voters. Oh, please. So you have an alcoholic husband and a daughter with mental illness and another daughter whose husband is up on murder charges? But I still have an out-gay lesbian fiancée.

Viki: Did she really just say that?

Roxy: Is that an invitation?

Kyle: Well, I don't really have a lot of family left since my sister died, you know? So I just thought I'd be nice to look out in that huge crowd and see a friendly face smiling back at me.

Roxy: Yeah, I know. But I don't think I can.

Kyle: Yeah, yeah, I -- I get it. You're busy? Too late notice? Or...

Roxy: No, it's not that. I just don't want to be aiding and abetting.

Kyle: I -- I thought you supported equal marriage rights.

Roxy: Oh, I do totally. But I don't support marriage to the wrong man. That's a crime.

Viki: What did you think was going to happen? Dorian made an announcement that she was gonna marry this woman on the 6:00 news.

David: I thought I'd get to watch them suck face a couple of times in public, and they'd have an inevitable breakup for personal reasons.

Viki: You're hurting, David. I know it.

David: Yeah, tell me about it. Talk about disappointment -- I thought I'd get to see some hot action.

Viki: Why don't you just tell Dorian how you feel?

David: Gypped?

Viki: No, hurt.

David: Stop using your Jedi mind tricks to see through me.

Dorian: David, darling, with great power comes great responsibility.

David: I'm pretty sure you just quoted a cartoon superhero.

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