OLTL Best Lines Friday 10/9/09

One Life to Live Best Lines Friday 10/9/09


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Jessica: So I'm assuming you've read the paper this morning.

Roxy: You assume wrong. I think Johnny McBain stole it. He is a closet tabloid--

Jessica: So you haven't heard.

Roxy: Yeah, that Blair fell out of a window?

Jessica: No.

Roxy: That Dorian is a lesbian?

Jessica: Roxy, stop talking for one second, okay?

David: Oh, good. Your female fiancée will be thrilled to hear that.

Dorian: Don't be that way, darling.

David: Oh, now I'm darling.

Dorian: It's for a good cause.

David: What, your election and total domination of Llanview?

Dorian: For starters. But I also believe in equal rights for same-sex partners. Don't you?

David: Of course. Why shouldn't they be as miserable as every other married couple?

Brody: Jared may have had another motive for killing Landers.

Roxy: It's called self-defense. I mean, that creep tried to beat the crap out of him at B.E.

Brody: It looks like that may have been staged.

Roxy: Staged by who? Wait a second. Are you saying that Jared staged his own clobbering?

Jessica: It's possible.

Roxy: Why the hell would he do that? Why would he get this whacko to do a tap dance all over his face and then turn around and murder him?

Brody: To shut him up.

Roxy: Ha! Are you two saying that they were working together? Please don't tell me that they were working together.

Brody: They may have been working together.

Roxy: I told you not to tell me that!  

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