One Life to Live Best Lines Friday 10/2/09

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David: There you are. I think Téa may have been looking for you.

Dorian: Please, not another word about Todd or any of his harem, all right? I should just have him killed. Yes. That way, I'd be free of Todd and his sniping at me in his odious, little newspaper--two birds, one stone.

David: Speaking as your campaign manager, you should probably avoid killing someone. Might hurt you in the polls.

David: Ow! What? What did I do?

Dorian: Nothing! Absolutely nothing. That's my point. You have done nothing. You are my campaign manager. You have done nothing to prevent this latest humiliation.

David: Well, what would you like me to do?

Dorian: Okay. You are Viki's best friend, or at least you're always telling me that. You go to that overstarched, dismal kitchen of hers, find out what she's got that I haven't got, and then steal it.

David: Oh, Dorian, you're not interested in Charlie Banks, are you? The man wears khakis, for God's sake.

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