OLTL Best Lines Friday 9/25/09

One Life to Live Best Lines Friday 9/25/09


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Jack: You guys aren't trying to punk me?

Viki: No, honey. The best man is supposed to say a few nice words about the groom and the bride.

Jack: The bride, too?

Charlie: Yeah, see, I was trying to go easy on him.

Jack: What am I supposed to say about Téa?

Viki: What do you like about her?

Jack: Well, she's cool.

Viki: Okay.

Jack: She likes pro wrestling. Oh, and she wears black panties.

Charlie: You might want to leave out that last part.

David: This plan of yours sounds awfully similar to something you pulled on Adriana. Look where that got you.

Dorian: Success. Adriana is not with that awful Rex Balsom anymore.

David: And when is the last time you spoke to your daughter?

Dorian: I got a lovely...

[Speaks French phrase]

David: Did you just order the fish?

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