One Life to Live Best Lines Friday 9/18/09

PLEASE CLICK TO DONATE TO OUR SITE!!!!

Provided By Kathy

Starr: You really think he's gonna cheat on you?

Langston: Well, not on purpose, but everybody has their limits. They have coed showers.

Starr: He's living with my aunt. You guys are totally solid.

Langston: Yeah, that's what every couple thinks when they're together. I mean, look at your parents.

Starr: You're comparing you and Markko to my mom and dad?

Langston: How many times have they been married?

Starr: To each other or in total?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Blair: No. I think I've been very respectful of you and Todd.

Téa: Ho ho. Respectful? Like when you threw yourself between us at Viki’s wedding?

Blair: Oh, I was just escorting Dorian.

Téa: Into what, the drunk tank?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Todd: Well, it looks like I've got everything I need except marshmallows and graham crackers.

Ross: Don't do anything stupid, man.

Todd: No. I take my grilling very seriously.

Ross: Ah...what, are you really gonna burn the house down?

Todd: Well, no, technically it's a cabana, but yes, it's my specialty, you might say.

Back to The TV MegaSite's OLTL Site