OLTL Best Lines Monday 9/14/09

One Life to Live Best Lines Monday 9/14/09


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Jessica: Oh, my God. Look at that picture of Dorian.

Natalie: [Laughs] She was drunk off her ass in that church. That must've been some hangover.

Clint: Yeah, couldn't happen to a nicer woman.

Stacy: And when the baby pops out a month late?

Kim: Um, you'll just lie about the date. And you'll say you had to stay because the baby didn't weigh enough or something like that.

Stacy: You really did do your research.

Kim: That's why you pay me the big bucks. Not.

Stacy: This really works, but-- I guess. What about the paternity test?

Kim: You're asking me, the woman who faked being a stem cell donor?

Stacy: Yeah, you see how well that worked out.

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