One Life to Live Best Lines Thursday 8/13/09

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David: Viki, please be honest. Did you miss me like a plant misses the sun?

Viki: Actually, I finally saw your commercial.

David: Oh. So you do watch television?

Viki: David, you were on the Classic Movie Channel.

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Roxy: Hmm. So what happened after Cristian left?

Kyle: Well, according to Oliver, it was just in the nick of time.

Roxy: For what? A three-way?

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Roxy: Oh, man. What is that? You know, Rex gets mad at me, and when he does that, he says I'm not his mother. Fish can swim under any shell that he wants to, but it don't change the fact that he's as queer as a three dollar bill.

Kyle: Why don't you tell him that? You're liable to get arrested.

Roxy: Hmm. I love it when a man in a uniform likes to use his cuffs--on you, not me.

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Rachel: You think that I'm the control freak? You're the one who wants everyone to believe what you believe, and if they don't, they're narrow-minded, frightened little idiots.

Greg: I never said that.

Rachel: You don't have to. The condescension just pours off you. The great Dr. Evans who knows what's right for everyone else.

Dr. Wright: I'd say she's got your number.

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Ford: What did you call them? Alters? If we can get one of those on tape, then we'd be set.

Viki: I think it is time for all of you to leave.

David: Why, what's wrong? Your alters are more interesting than you.

Viki: I beg your pardon?

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