OLTL Best Lines Thursday 7/23/09

One Life to Live Best Lines Thursday 7/23/09


Provided By Nathan

[Phone hits wall]

Shaun: Mr. Manning again?

Téa: How ever did you guess?

Shaun: Ms. Cramer used to do the same thing. We put every phone on an insurance plan, bulk rate. You might want to think about that.

Starr: Oh, my god. Cole, no, you can't jump out the window. It's too high, and you can't even get to the roof from here.

Cole: You're sure?

Starr: Yes, I'm sure. I've tried, believe me.

Rachel: You should have seen Brendan's parents when they got to the hospital. They wanted to throw you a parade.

Greg: Really? With confetti and everything?

Rachel: I told them a thank-you letter would be enough.

Greg: Damn. You killed my moment.

Shaun: You know what? The man signs my checks. I have to say, Todd Manning isn't worth this.

Blair: Well, he's right, you know.

Téa: What are you agreeing with him about? I thought you didn't want Todd?

Blair: I don't!

Téa: Well, then you should have kept your skimpy little, tacky little bikini bottoms on!

Dorian: What happened to your face?

Blair: I ran into Téa's fist.

Dorian: Oh, really? I'll get you some ice.

Blair: No, listen, that woman is barely out of a wheelchair and she thinks she can pick a fight with me? I mean, can you believe that?

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