OLTL Best Lines Tuesday 6/30/09

One Life to Live Best Lines Tuesday 6/30/09


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Natalie: Renee, are you sick?

Jared: We didn't even know.

Renee: I'm all right. I'm just in for minor cosmetic surgery. I wanted to keep it quiet. You can't even tell, can you?

Jared: What'd you get? Liposuction?

Gigi: Yeah, he's a real gem. He also helped Stacy fake being Shane's stem cell donor.

Rex: Why? Money?

Gigi: No. She doesn't have any. I'm guessing, she leaned over his desk and he saw the promised land.

Jared: What was the name, Kyle?

Kyle: I told you, I don't -- I don't remember.

Natalie: Bull.

Kyle: I -- I put it out of my mind. What I was doing was unethical enough, so --

Natalie: Really? Because you have such a problem with that.

Moe: You want my advice? Order up some dessert. Rex is going to need something sweet to cut the bitterness of the lies you've been feeding him.

Stacy: You know, you've got some nerve.

Moe: Missy, you can put all the fake home-cooked food on the table you want in front of Rex, but he'll never stop loving Gigi.

Matthew: Yeah, it's summer. We could stay out late, and I want dessert, too.

Rachel: I'm sure Nigel can make you a treat at home.

Matthew: And I'm sure your mp3 player would love to play your favorite tunes but not now because you want to stay out, right? And so do me and Destiny.

Shaun: Man, this kid can argue.

Matthew: My mom's the D.A. It's genetic.

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