One Life to Live Best Lines Tuesday 6/16/09

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Destiny: Solve for y. 2x + y over 7 equals 2. You trying to scare the book into spitting out the answer?

Matthew: Does that work?

Blair: Well, I didn't think so either, but I guess he can because it's -- you know, it's family court and they have this, kind of, creative leeway that they take and he ordered your dad and me to live together and raise, you know, you kids together. We had to figure it out.

Starr: This is like some bad reality show.

Blair: No kidding.

Bo: Cole, you were caught with drugs. You don't have a prescription.

Cole: But the guy shoved them on me.

Bo: Then throw them on the ground. Every two-bit junkie knows that.

Téa: I despise you, Todd. That's the truth.

Todd: That's not what you said.

Téa: What I allegedly said. After I had been shot, gassed, was out of mind, and near death. According to your less than reliable ex-wife. The only thing I remember calling you is a son of a bitch.

Todd: I'm sure you said it with love.

Todd: You were really going to stay at the Angel Square Hotel? People get stabbed at that flea bag.

Téa: People get stabbed at your house.

Todd: Yeah, that's true -- not my friends. My friends get special benefits at my house.

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