One Life to Live Best Lines Friday 4/24/09

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Kyle: I need -- I need a room, ok? I had a place to stay but my roommate, uh --

Rex: You work in the lab, right?

Roxy: My son, he asks a million questions. Hey, listen, Mr. P.I.'s got to know what aisle I'm in in the supermarket and what it costs and what I'm buying --

Rex: T-t-t -- this isn't the first time that I've seen you two with your heads together. If this is about my son, tell me.

Roxy: Ok, we're busted. I mean, you figured it out. P.I. Joe, he'll figure everything out. So, we're having a little affair. A little horizontal mambo. Box spring boogie-woogie.

Rex: Roxy, I'm serious here.

Roxy: Well, what do think? Roxy can't get her groove on?

Kyle: Ok, look. I am not sleeping with your mother, ok? I just need a place to stay.

Roxy: Ha, ha, fooled you. Been yanking your chain. All right, now that we got all this nasty business behind us, who are the flowers for?

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