One Life to Live Best Lines Thursday 4/23/09

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Dorian: David! Why didn't you call?

David: Well, I got the photo of you in lip lock with lover boy over here, so I thought I'd surprise you.

Dorian: That was just a joke.

David: Oh. Then what's the punch line?

Dorian: Oh, darling. It's so good to have you home.

David: No, you be serious with me. Is there something between you and Don Juan?

Dorian: David, how many times do I have to tell you? There is nothing going on between me and Ray Montez. We most certainly are not, uh --

David: Shacking up?

Dorian: Certainly not in the biblical sense of the word. Frankly, David, I'm a bit taken aback. Are you seriously saying you would consider moving back to Llanview?

David: Oh, I see what's going on here. You don't have the guts to break up with me, so you're trying to push me to do the dirty work for you. That's why you sent me the picture.

Dorian: Au contraire, mon cheri. It's you who wants out of this marriage. That's why you left Llanview and you went to L.A.

David: I have a professional acting career to attend to. Even in a limo, I don't commute. You know, what happened to that support you had for me? You supported me at one time, and now that I'm actually living my dream, where is it?

Dorian: Your dream? Of becoming the have-a-seat man? You are the poster boy for a hemorrhoid remedy.

David: It is the number two hemorrhoid remedy, I'll have you know. Second only to -- you are taking me off track. I did not come here to defend my success.

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