One Life to Live Best Lines Tuesday 2/10/09

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Roxy: News flash -- Halloween was a couple of months ago. Hey, what you got going on underneath that? You going commando?

Dorian: Wait a minute. David and I are wearing all that we need. We're following a spiritual path.

Roxy: You two kill me -- you really do.

Dorian: There is no need for you to laugh. We're serious about this.

David: Dorian has given up all material desires.

Roxy: Yeah, well, talk to me in about a month, after she calls her fancy-schmancy hairdresser, Wayne Laurie, to get her roots touched up.

David: She has given up on all that. Her natural beauty will outshine all of your contrivances.

Roxy: Oh, excuse me, I take it back. I give it about a week.

Dorian: Nonetheless, we need a room.

Roxy: Groovy, sign in. Penthouse, I presume?

Dorian: Absolutely.

David: Absolutely not. Only in austerity will we be rich.

Roxy: Say what?

David: We'll take your smallest room.

Roxy: Whatever floats your boat.

Dorian: Oh, David, dear, why don't you go upstairs to our room and have a nice meditation? I need to go out and run some errands for the Go Red Ball.

David: I love you, lemon balm.

Dorian: I love you more.

Roxy: Yo, commando, you've got to sign in.

Roxy: I thought you gave up all your money, Dorian.

Dorian: Listen up, Roxy. No one, and I do mean no one, is to know that David is here. Do you understand me? No one.

Roxy: Now, that's the Dorian that I know and love.

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