OLTL Best Lines Tuesday 2/3/09

One Life to Live Best Lines Tuesday 2/3/09


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Rex: Dorian's faking it. She doesn't know Bodhisattva from Bodhidharma.

Gigi: I love it when you talk dirty.

Jared: Ok, look. I know Dorian's faking it. The last I saw, Vickeroshi wasn't buying it either. So how did she do it? How did she convince him that she was this peace-loving, oath-taking, poverty-stricken Buddhist?

Rex: First, she handed over La Boulaie to Moe Stubbs and his girlfriend, Noelle.

Jared: Paris, Texas, Moe and Noelle?

Rex: Yeah. Step number two, she concocts this Zen-sounding shell company and donated all of her money to it.

Jared: Get out.

Rex: Oh, yeah. She one-upped Mr. Zen Master himself. You want to guess what step three was?

Jared: Daring David to follow her lead.

Rex: You got it. If he loves enlightenment as much as he says he does --

Jared: He's going to sign over his future wealth to Dorian's bogus company.

Rex: And there goes the Buchanan Empire -- signed, sealed, and delivered to Dorian Lord in three short steps.

Jared: No, no, no. But you stopped it, right? He didn't sign.

Rex: Oh, he tore up the papers. Dorian looked like she wanted to feed me into a wood chipper. She definitely knows David is Asa's son.

Jared: But how? How does she know?

Rex: I'm guessing there was a beaver involved.

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