OLTL Best Lines Thursday 11/6/08

One Life to Live Best Lines Thursday 11/6/08


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Cain: Face it, Schatzie, David Vickers is a bitch.

Tina: What are you saying? No, my David Vickers is every inch a man.

Man: She have this problem often?

Cain: Usually, she can tell the difference.

Tina: The breeder told me he was a he.

Cain: Yeah, this just in -- sometimes people lie. The question is, who's the bad boy?

Tina: What are you saying?

Cain: It takes two to tango, princess. So, who's the baby daddy, David? Or I should say Davida?

Tina: Uh, are you implying that my little baby here had s-e-x?

Cain: Yes, and now she's p-r-e-- preggers, princess. That means someone was asleep at the wheel, T-I-N-A.

Man: Yeah, seriously, every time the dog went to squat, you -- you didn't notice it was a she?

Cain: Well, see, Tina hires people to actually take out the dog to go --

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