OLTL Best Lines Wednesday 11/5/08

One Life to Live Best Lines Wednesday 11/5/08


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Tina: What's wrong with David Vickers? He's so fat. Cain Rogan, I swear to you if you did something to hurt my dog, you're going to be missing more than the royal jewels.

Neil: Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt, but I think I know why this dog is panting.

Tina: Why, what -- what is it?

Neil: Well, listen, I know diamonds better than I know dogs, but, this dog's in labor.

Cain: Labor?

Neil: Yeah, take it from a guy in three paternity suits. I know pregnant when I see it.

Tina: Well -- well, what are you saying?

Cain: Um, darling, I think he's saying that David Vickers is a bitch.

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